Total Medals Earned: 2,071 (From 428 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,380 Points
Medals Earned: 3/54 (15/480 points)
enter your name
use a publisher
have research of 5
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 3/18 (35/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 9/40 (45/495 points)
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Play the HARD challenge mode.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Travel back home for a while.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/490 points)
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Play with your dog
Complete Aeryl
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Pick your first ingredient
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits