Lobsterblues's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 2,085 (From 433 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 31,565 Points

Don't Catch the Herp!

Freedom! Unlocked 1/10/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Red Sores Unlocked 1/10/12
10 Points
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Give Me a Wet One 5 Points Kiss The Girl.
Bar Hoppin' 10 Points Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Retro Pro 25 Points Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Pattern Recognition 50 Points Get away without retrying.
LOVE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
_root.pcHappy.start() Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 9/26/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

DOTMAN

Dotman Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Dodgeman 10 Points dodge 3 waves
Insaneman 25 Points dodge 5 waves! , impressive!
DOTLEGEND 100 Points Beat the Boss
impatientman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Dravalanche

Death by Dravalanche Unlocked 1/7/11
5 Points
Fall to your death
Rescued Unlocked 1/7/11
10 Points
Rescue all the villagers
Slayer Unlocked 1/7/11
10 Points
Defeat the dragon

Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)

Dungeon Legends

Starting the Journey! Unlocked 7/25/13
10 Points
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
Level 2! 10 Points You just Leveled up!!
Reached Level 12! 100 Points You Nearly completed the game!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)

Dynapuff JUMP!

Champion Bronze Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Cross a finish line
Jumper Bronze Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Jump 100 times
Marbles Bronze Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Collect 50 marbles
Runner Bronze Unlocked 1/9/15
5 Points
Run for a total of 100 seconds
Champion Silver Unlocked 1/9/15
10 Points
Cross 10 finish lines
Marbles Silver Unlocked 1/9/15
10 Points
Collect 500 marbles
Cannons Bronze 5 Points Shoot from 50 cannons
Cannons Silver 10 Points Shoot from 100 cannons
Jumper Silver 10 Points Jump 1,000 times
Runner Silver 10 Points Run for a total 1,000 seconds
Cannons Gold 25 Points Shoot from 200 cannons
Champion Gold 25 Points Cross 100 finish lines
Jumper Gold 25 Points Jump 10,000 times
Marbles Gold 25 Points Collect 5,000 marbles
Runner Gold 25 Points Run for a total of 10,000 seconds
Cannons Platinum 50 Points Shoot from 1,000 cannons
Champion Platinum 50 Points Cross 200 finish lines
Jumper Platinum 50 Points Jump 20,000 times
Marbles Platinum 50 Points Collect 10,000 marbles
Runner Platinum 50 Points Run for a total of 20,000 seconds
Upgrade Max! 50 Points Get all 60 skills points

Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/500 points)

Earth Taken 2

Hush Hush Unlocked 3/13/14
10 Points
Find 1 secret area
Shepherd Unlocked 3/18/14
10 Points
Save 4 survivors
Arsonist 10 Points Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Breather 10 Points Fully upgrade your gas mask
Burster 10 Points Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Grenadier 10 Points Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Health Freak 10 Points Fully upgrade your health
High Tech 10 Points Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Pistol Whip 10 Points Fully upgrade your pistol
Slugger 10 Points Fully upgrade your shotgun
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 50 soldiers
Champion 25 Points Save 12 survivors
Explode! 25 Points Blow up 13 cars
Genocide 25 Points Kill 60 aliens
Poacher 25 Points Kill 60 leapers
White Trash 25 Points Trash 40 trashcans
Massacre 50 Points Kill 200 enemies
Nightman 50 Points Shoot out 100 lights
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Find all 18 secret areas
Victorious 50 Points Complete all chapters

Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/450 points)

Effing Worms - Xmas

Poor Animals Unlocked 11/29/12
5 Points
Eat 100 animals.
Yeti Predator Unlocked 11/29/12
5 Points
Eat 10 yeti.
Elf Massacre Unlocked 11/29/12
25 Points
Eat 200 elves.
Sweet Revenge Unlocked 11/29/12
25 Points
Take out Santa!
Maximum Destruction Unlocked 11/29/12
50 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Spaghetti Worm 25 Points Eat 20 flying spaghetti.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 7/16/12
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 7/17/12
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Space Worm Unlocked 7/16/12
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 7/16/12
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 7/17/12
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Start Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Gobblo Arrow Kill Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Goober Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Controller Unlocked 1/31/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 1/31/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/31/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 12/44 (130/500 points)